Ronin of the Spirit

Because reality is beautiful.

Israel’s War on Pork

This year millions of school children around the world will benefit from P.A.R.E. (Pork Abuse Resistance Education), the highly acclaimed program that gives kids the skills they need to avoid involvement in pork, gangs, and violence. P.A.R.E. was founded in 1983 BC in Jerusalem and has proven so successful that it is now being implemented in 75 percent of our kingdom’s school districts and in more than 43 nomadic tribes around the world. P.A.R.E. is a pharisee -led series of classroom lessons that teaches children from birth to bar mitzvah how to resist peer pressure and live productive pork and violence-free lives!
Pork and pork abuse are destroying our traditions family values, though many people call camel a gateway meat, its a real contraband meat! Theres no such thing as “just a little pork”. When your child buys pork he’s being illegal meat. Theres no telling what it might contain. And pork is evil. Recent polls have shown that 27% of teenagers with a shellfish problem started with pork.
Pork cartels bring gangs and violence into our cities, with no town being to small (Just last year Ba’lethem, a dusty burg of less than 100, reported pork violence.) Illegal pork trafficking is the cornerstone of a burgeoning black market of murder, death, and addiction.
Hasn’t pork done enough already? Don’t we deserve to have safe streets and safe children? Get involved contact your local P.A.R.E. and save a child! It just might be your own.

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March 27, 2007 - Posted by | Uncategorized

1 Comment »

  1. *licks lips hungrily* Mmmmmm….pass the bacon, baby!

    Comment by CC | March 28, 2007 | Reply


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